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標題[恍神] 要神秘一點的
時間Thu Jul 25 13:10:27 2013


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今天家裡有人生日 晚上要吃大餐慶生

最後決定去吃Friday's

我弟：老哥，你打一下電話訂位吧 6點11位

我：喔 好阿(因為我的電話費率比較高，打不完)

(通話)

店員：Friday's你好，敝姓X很高興為您服務

我：你好我要訂位，今天晚上6點 11位

店員：好的 方便留一下電話跟資料嗎?

我：j336699885 電話是0933******

店員：好的 那請問您的用餐目的是?要慶祝嗎?還是聚餐?

我：生日聚餐

店員：那要神秘一點嗎?

我：(OS：生日都要神秘的吧)好阿 神秘一點

(2秒鐘後......)

我：等等!! 我就是壽星......不用神秘的......

   我：等等!! 我就是壽星......不用神秘的......

      我：等等!! 我就是壽星......不用神秘的......

店員：哈哈哈，辛苦你了，還自己訂位

我：哈哈哈哈




五樓你說說看 哪有壽星自己訂位的啦 還被店員笑OAQ

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推 roger0989:哈哈哈哈哈哈                                         07/25 13:14
推 yo520ding:辛苦你了！！！！                                     07/25 13:16
推 fmp1234:　　　　　　　哇哇哇哇哇哇                             07/25 13:16
推 rubygd:原po生日快樂～                                          07/25 13:32
推 Karrie1991:XDDDD                                               07/25 13:38
推 allen80823:連五樓都在笑你                                      07/25 13:41
→ j336699885:OAQ 只有二、四樓比較好心                            07/25 13:47
推 sc1146:哈哈哈～你看看你！(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ        生日快樂 07/25 13:48
推 ogerea:哈哈哈哈哈生日快樂！                                    07/25 13:49
推 ExiaRepairII:神秘一點 菜都消失了                               07/25 13:50
→ sc1146:                         Magic~~~                       07/25 13:51
推 citycitycity:哈哈原po生日快樂！記得去吃飯要神秘一點～～        07/25 14:02
推 chanceperson:XDD 神秘一點喔 不要讓別人知道...         一人到場 07/25 14:14
推 oldjou:原PO半路被加入躲貓貓社，生日聚會搞失蹤。                07/25 14:15
推 billy4305:生日快樂XDDDD                                        07/25 14:22
推 gingling:你家人好多唷!~                                        07/25 14:25
→ j336699885:哈哈哈 某幾樓都太神祕了啦 謝謝大家的祝福:)))        07/25 14:33
推 appleyu:xddddd                                                 07/25 14:33
推 sldwbb:好神秘 我都不知道><                                     07/25 14:35
推 s80623:哈哈哈～你看看你！(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ    生日快樂!!!  07/25 14:41
→ Iamjoker:哈哈哈～你看看你！(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ      生日快樂 07/25 14:44
→ Jacub:結果太神祕了 只有原PO一個人知道幾點在哪哪間餐廳..        07/25 14:53
→ a2132176:男人的生日                                            07/25 15:00
推 allen80823:       其  實  是  一  個  人  的  生  日           07/25 15:02
→ j336699885:不要戳破我阿!! (大誤)                               07/25 15:06
推 ManhattanNY:哈哈哈生日快樂                                     07/25 15:15
推 hibarineko:生日快樂^_^                                         07/25 15:15
推 wonru:神秘一點是會怎樣阿~~~~~                                  07/25 15:15
推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大笑                             07/25 15:19
推 carolywr:所以加你跟手指11人？。   生日快樂                     07/25 15:34
推 doremii:生日快樂^^                                             07/25 15:39
推 reyes2222:生日怪樂啊XD                                         07/25 15:41
推 k382214:好可憐                                                 07/25 15:43
推 Hans14:XDDD 壽星可以嚇嚇其他人                                 07/25 15:53
推 niverse:生日快樂,生日歡樂XDDD                                  07/25 15:54
推 cookiesweet:生日快樂XDD 我生日也是自己訂餐廳..（握手）         07/25 15:57
推 Paulnewman:神秘的生日快樂~~~XD                                 07/25 16:00
推 syhnio:生日快樂~  神秘一點不錯阿~XD                            07/25 16:07
推 babaluu:哈哈哈 生日快樂                                        07/25 16:20
推 tim19131:壽星自己訂位也太好笑                                  07/25 16:21
推 hiphopper18:弟弟在幹嘛XDDDDD                                   07/25 16:22
推 hazel0805:生日快樂喔喔喔！                                     07/25 16:25
推 Ding01:森日快樂神秘的壽星~                                     07/25 16:25
推 rockyli:原po生日快樂                                           07/25 16:31
推 yangxh:我生日也是自己訂位，老公都叫我選想吃的店(･_･`)        07/25 16:32
推 PiGousan:哈哈～～生日快樂！                                    07/25 16:40
推 guepard:HAHAHAHA生日快樂！是什麼神祕法呀？                     07/25 16:56
推 crack11:意圖使人推生日快樂                                     07/25 16:57
推 vvn30:害我大笑XDDDDDDD 生日快樂~                               07/25 17:03
推 mashmallow:生日快樂啊哈哈哈哈                                  07/25 17:06
推 vicky625:生日快樂阿                                            07/25 17:16
推 horizondrift:原po生日快樂~~~                                   07/25 17:25
推 kyugo:生日快樂..第一次聽到店員會說敝姓X的                      07/25 17:26
推 MadeInChina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     07/25 17:31
推 monster4159:好好笑~~ 生日快樂XDD                               07/25 17:36
推 alittlemilk:生日快樂XD好想知道神秘一點是怎樣喔哈哈哈           07/25 17:37
推 orangeplay:哈哈哈好可愛,生日快樂                               07/25 17:39
推 truestory:前面還舖梗'家裡'有人生日XDD                          07/25 17:43
推 Snowmiss:壽星辛苦了 XDD 生日快樂                               07/25 17:44
推 jaysf:生日快樂XD                                               07/25 17:48
推 asadman1523:XD                                                 07/25 17:48
→ s850284:哈哈!!這梗鋪得好～生日快樂！                           07/25 17:52
推 CQ41:哇哈哈哈哈  生日快樂~                                     07/25 17:56
推 bluekenwa:哈哈哈哈XDD                                          07/25 17:57
推 Xmas:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                             07/25 18:04
推 iloveinhua:生日快樂哈哈                                        07/25 18:06
推 vklo:生日快樂XD                                                07/25 18:07
推 cocaine26:我也今天生日剛剛也簽收自己的生日蛋糕Q_Q              07/25 18:13
推 jana61630:哈哈哈哈哈                                           07/25 18:14
推 miniwing:哈哈哈，生日快樂!!!                                   07/25 18:21
推 lizzie20408:好神祕喔XDD，生日快樂                              07/25 18:21
推 rew5566:同天生日推XD                                           07/25 18:22
推 commonlife:生日快樂~~快請大家吃神秘的大餐XD                    07/25 18:30
推 rob75321:蠢蠢的生日快樂wwww                                    07/25 18:34
推 ffaarr:XDDDD 生日快樂。有笨到XDDDD                             07/25 18:35
推 jo041228:生日快樂                                              07/25 18:38
推 ebian:生日快樂XDDDD                                            07/25 18:51
推 Seraph529:扔ꔡ! 我就是壽星......不用神秘的.....      生日快樂~ 07/25 18:52
推 chihshanfang:生日快樂wwwww                                     07/25 18:54
推 wunei:生日快樂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          07/25 19:00
推 bensou:生日快樂                                                07/25 19:02
推 nwlsaowen:生日快樂！！                                         07/25 19:08
推 zkc:我生日我爸也會給我錢  叫我自己買生日蛋糕回來給大家吃       07/25 19:10
推 w660:生日快樂~~~~                                              07/25 19:11
推 ilinOe0:生日快樂 別人經一事長一智 你長一歲笨一次 XD            07/25 19:19
推 anna10433:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈生日快樂                               07/25 19:30
推 lzylzy123:生日快樂:-P                                          07/25 19:34
推 icexfox:結果只有原PO知道自己生日。其他聚餐的人都不知道@0@      07/25 19:36
推 Xioos:生日快樂啦~:)                                            07/25 19:58
推 mei7744:好呆！！哈哈，生日快樂                                 07/25 20:02
推 Handfight:生日快樂XD                                           07/25 20:09
推 jht0929:哈哈哈~生日快樂^^                                      07/25 20:19
推 blueskychen:生日快樂阿哈哈哈                                   07/25 20:26
→ smile829:神秘一點 沒有開店                                     07/25 20:31
推 a26732300:HBD!                                                 07/25 20:42
推 as123985:好笑的ˊ終於來了                                      07/25 20:59
推 sj0701:有笑有推!原po生日快樂!                                  07/25 21:03
推 MDLOVE:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 真的太好笑了XDDD                     07/25 21:08
推 rsy:神秘一點比較有過生日的感覺~~生日快樂!!!                    07/25 21:13
推 bzchang:生日快樂XDDDD                                          07/25 21:18
推 bluechichi:生日快樂  哈哈哈哈                                  07/25 21:24
推 momosbaby:生日快樂^0^                                          07/25 21:37
推 jay35829:生日快樂~~~~ 辛苦你訂位囉 XDDD                        07/25 21:44
推 n963k:生日快樂                                                 07/25 21:56
推 wing3094:生日快樂                                              07/25 21:57
推 blairchan:神秘的祝你生日快樂~                                  07/25 21:58
推 soarjune:Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!                             07/25 21:59
推 smartju:哈哈哈阿 生日快樂!!!                                   07/25 22:06
推 wcmwcm:生日快樂~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~  07/25 22:10
推 now1818:生日快樂!!                                             07/25 22:12
推 tin1065:XDD                                                    07/25 22:12
推 brown643:生日快樂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              07/25 22:13
推 damnusam:生日快樂XD                                            07/25 22:15
推 ringking999:生日快樂XDXDXDXD                                   07/25 22:15
推 henry816:哈，我笑了，有梗^_^                                   07/25 22:30
推 weer87936:生日快樂 ^_<                                         07/25 22:36
推 goodxjapan:生日快樂                                            07/25 22:50
推 lancehsiao:要神秘一點的嗎?我們都用黑布把菜蓋起來               07/25 22:51
推 cascade1000:生日快樂~^^                                        07/25 22:51
推 natuyuki:生日快樂XD                                            07/25 22:58
推 cian0208:生日快樂啦!!!                                         07/25 23:14
推 ink31267:哈哈哈哈哈也太逗了吧~ 生日快樂啊!!!                   07/25 23:21
推 stu920707:哈                                                   07/25 23:28
推 jason246246:X先生生日快樂XD                                    07/25 23:31
推 snail25:生日快樂XDDDD                                          07/25 23:35
推 dragon1256:生日快樂唷~~                                        07/25 23:37
推 onionfish:生日快樂XDDDDDDDDDDD                                 07/25 23:38
推 minbyminby:生日快樂~~                                          07/25 23:40
推 love2147:生日快樂!!                                            07/25 23:42
推 nanasandia:哈哈哈～~生日快樂~~~~~~~                            07/25 23:42
推 deflexio:生日快樂阿  砲爺                                      07/25 23:47
推 moony0119:有好笑XD，原PO生日快樂～                             07/25 23:55
→ j336699885:樓樓上學長 謝啦                                     07/25 23:58
推 f123456289:有笑有推!!  生日快樂喔^^                            07/26 00:00
推 benson0120:生日快樂~                                           07/26 00:01
推 QUERER:生日快樂! 原波太可愛了XDD                               07/26 00:01
推 mdivy:原PO生日快樂，哈哈哈                                     07/26 00:02


後續...

一到店裡

我：你好，我有訂位，邱先生6點11位

店員：慶生的對吧，請跟我來

(帶位到一半時...)

店員：那慶生時要神秘一點的嗎?

我：呃......我就是壽星......
(OS：你們到底想要怎樣啦~~~XD)

店員：哈哈哈

我：哈哈哈
(到底是在笑什麼啦 XDD)



另外!! 我今天不是跟十姑娘出去吃飯的!!!

身為笨板優質鄉民，有圖有真相!!

http://ppt.cc/mIj3


謝謝大家的祝福 今年的生日真的非常開心!!!

再次謝謝溫心的笨板 :))
※ 編輯: j336699885      來自: 119.14.207.139       (07/26 00:16)

推 btogegu:生日快樂~~                                             07/26 00:09
推 snowcross:生日快...等等過了OAQ PTT朝聖失敗(?!) OTL             07/26 00:13
推 sayauser:生日快樂~~~                                           07/26 00:13
推 ga86041:XD過了耶~~~~~~~~還是要天天快樂唷                       07/26 00:17
→ j336699885:樓樓上雪叉叉  謝謝妳唷                              07/26 00:17
推 punk79210:哈哈哈生日快樂                                       07/26 00:30
推 vivianado:同天生日推                                           07/26 00:42
推 i563214f:生日快樂                                              07/26 00:45
推 erilinda:哈哈哈 生日快樂～XD                                   07/26 00:52
推 call406888:XDDDDD                                              07/26 01:29
推 s0915479284:生日快樂 雖然過了 XDD                              07/26 01:34
推 mengshinshih:神秘的生日快樂!!                                  07/26 01:46
推 nofoodnolife:哈哈哈生日快樂                                    07/26 02:36
推 sa52781:生日快樂哈哈哈                                         07/26 02:48
推 boss95411:生日快樂喔    請問要神秘一點嗎xd                     07/26 03:13
推 workaphile:生日快樂!  哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                   07/26 04:41
推 palette7934:生日快樂XD                                         07/26 06:21
推 Abu7689:生日快樂!!!                                            07/26 08:39
推 ThorWu:照片看起來真幸福XD祝福您每天都很快樂                    07/26 09:14
推 Taco0323:哈哈哈哈哈XD 生日快樂                                 07/26 09:37
推 Calvin1231:辛苦你了，生日快樂                                  07/26 09:40
推 s1s2s3s4:有圖有推                                              07/26 09:55
推 ox0114xo:…    照片多一隻手                                    07/26 10:08
推 poiu1234:hahaha                                                07/26 10:11
推 a09211116511:哈哈哈 生日快樂唷!!                               07/26 10:15
推 abcde866:哈哈哈哈~這篇真的超歡樂的XDD                          07/26 10:29
推 jessy413026:推我也是昨天生日                                   07/26 10:33
→ len53:襪取                                                     07/26 12:36
推 sdc4589:有笑有推~                                              07/26 14:37
推 st781217:生日快樂阿XDDD                                        07/26 16:30
推 Forwell:7/25生日的可以來相認嗎~?(逃)                           07/26 16:38
推 yitinglin:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                                       07/26 17:06
推 hellosoap:      為什麼是12個                                   07/26 19:13
推 m20021991y:太好笑了哈哈哈                                      07/26 19:20
推 Jaycorn:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                                       07/26 20:38
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